It’s beginning to look a lot like a fucked up mess around the Shelf, but that’s nothing new.  Just throw in some tinsel, snow, and the tradition of giving casual acquaintances really dumb presents, and you have the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  Let’s see who’s next up to make someone’s life miserable…

I guess that isn’t frankincense I’m smelling.  Well, go on and pick a name Fuzzywig…

FUZZYWIG: I’d happily choose a name if I could find the container they’re kept in….

FUZZYWIG: Oh, there it is!  Thought you could keep it hidden from me, huh?  I’m really good at stashing stuff away where the proper authorities can’t find it, even with a search warrant…

First you corrupt the Squirrel Children, and now the Sponkies?  Well, this series will never make it on PBS…

FUZZYWIG: Yeah, and like Mr. Snuffleuppagus wasn’t just a figment of Big Bird’s acid fried brain…

FUZZYWIG: Hey kids.  I hope you enjoy this cool snow globe I found at Goodwill hidden underneath an ALF T-shirt.

SPONKIE 2: Ummmmm…. thanks, mister?

SPONKIE 1: Why’d you give us an empty snow globe?

FUZZYWIG: Empty!?!?  Whaddaya mean empty?  Just look at it!

FUZZYWIG: So pretty!  So….. very…… pretty!!!!

FUZZYWIG: I could watch this for hours!

SPONKIE 1: Sis, do you think this is why Ma always tells us not to use drugs?

SPONKIE 2: Yeah, I’m definitely only drinking wine like she does….