All good things must eventually comes to an end… and fortunately for us, that also applies to the bad things.  Here’s the penultimate transaction in the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  And if you need to look that word up, I suggest you ask Santa for a dictionary this year…

Oh joy.  Well, I should look on the bright side, I won’t be getting any sass from today’s name picker….

MR. FOX: ……..

Oh come on, you can’t be serious!  There’s no way you just happened to draw out a name in Braille….

PRINCESS LUNA: (Flipping the card over) I better be earning Vanna White’s salary for this…

Ah, that’s better.  Now go out and get Buster something really special!

BUSTER: Oh, you drew my name out in the Secret Santa thing?  That’s wonderful!  I was beginning to think my slip of paper had been eaten by termites.  So what really cool gift under twenty dollars did you get for me?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: Oh, you must want me to guess it first?  I’ll play along!  Is it a Slap Chop?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: Maybe a Chia Pet?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: How about one of those plastic neck massagers that look like a spider?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: Oooh, I know!  A DVD set of Cop Rock: The Complete Series!

MR. FOX: ………………..

A long, loooooooooooooooong time later…..

BUSTER: A gift card for The Waffle House?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: (Wagging his cane at Mr. Fox) What about one of those three foot long candy bars?

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: A box of Baby Yoda licensed Depends®?  I could sure use those now at my advanced age….

MR. FOX: ………………..

BUSTER: Maybe…… (clutching chest) oh, there goes the ol’ ticker!

MR. FOX: ………………..

Well, whatever it was, Mr. Fox, you can return it and get your money back for it now….