I found a couple of empty cases sitting on the Automotive counter at work a couple weeks ago. Why were they empty? Who knows? Maybe the product fell out, or someone got the five finger discount on them…
Anyway, this side of that package sure caught me attention…
Squish me!
Touch me!
Pinch me!
Squeeze me!
What in the hell kind of kinky shit is this?
Well, this is what it looks like from the front, and with the product still inside….
Nee Doh is some ball of unknown texture that is supposed to relieve stress by giving your hands something to fondle besides your co-worker. Nee Doh® is The Groovy Glob!™ Whatever that is supposed to mean….
Naturally, when I saw that side of the box with all of those steamy demands, all I could think of was this….
Mitzi® The Groovy Slut!™
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
I know better things to chase all stress away hahahahaha
Yes, and we’ll probably start selling that at Mecca any day now…
Yup…that was my first thought too! 🦄
Mitzi, always first in our hearts and minds…
The actual product is a bit disappointing after that build up…
I’d imagine it’s disappointing anyway. Bonus, one of the kids might choke on the Groovy Glob…
Yep – I must admit that went through my mind too……although at this point everyone knows her well enough that she doesn’t have to ADVERTISE what she wants!!
Pam
True, although knowing Mitzi, she probably has that tattooed on her back…
The box is just made for Lady Mitzi.
If only the box were actually big enough to hold her…
Balls just wanna be played with…
The Groovy Globs!
“Something to fondle besides your co-worker” is a brilliant line and should be posted on the door of every HR office.