Molest Me!

I found a couple of empty cases sitting on the Automotive counter at work a couple weeks ago.  Why were they empty?  Who knows?  Maybe the product fell out, or someone got the five finger discount on them…

Anyway, this side of that package sure caught me attention…

Squish me!

Touch me!

Pinch me!

Squeeze me!

What in the hell kind of kinky shit is this?

Well, this is what it looks like from the front, and with the product still inside….

Nee Doh is some ball of unknown texture that is supposed to relieve stress by giving your hands something to fondle besides your co-worker.  Nee Doh® is The Groovy Glob!™  Whatever that is supposed to mean….

Naturally, when I saw that side of the box with all of those steamy demands, all I could think of was this….

Mitzi® The Groovy Slut!™

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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13 Responses to Molest Me!

  1. I know better things to chase all stress away hahahahaha

  2. Yup…that was my first thought too! 🦄

  3. draliman says:

    The actual product is a bit disappointing after that build up…

  4. Yep – I must admit that went through my mind too……although at this point everyone knows her well enough that she doesn’t have to ADVERTISE what she wants!!

    Pam

  5. The box is just made for Lady Mitzi.

  6. Twindaddy says:

    Balls just wanna be played with…

  7. “Something to fondle besides your co-worker” is a brilliant line and should be posted on the door of every HR office.

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