Thanks to Mona at Wayward Sparkles, I had to dig through my blog’s spam folder yesterday to fish out a comment that didn’t belong there… and that made me realize that it’s been a while since I’d written a Treet post. Treet is what I call all those highly suspect and illogical spam comments that end up in your blog’s Akismet folder, named after Spam’s slightly lesser known cousin on the rectangular solid luncheon meat market. I’ve compiled some of my favorites six times in the past (which can now all be accessed from my handy dandy page I created dedicated to Treet), and the time has come to publish more evidence of the fall of mankind!
Let’s get the show started and see what our favorite Treeters have tried to leave in my comments lately…
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You bet I’ll keep creating that inspiring content! Given that you posted this same thing on just about every post I’ve made the past few weeks under several different dog themed aliases, I know you can’t wait to discover what I’ll produce next so you can try to spam the shit out of it!
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Now I know who to call when I’m craving a 4 AM beer! Since this operation sounds so legal and above-board, I’m sure I could also get a few rocks of cocaine and some crystal meth to go with that delivery of after hours alcohol, right?
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Wow. Thanks for that feedback Jason…. er, pomeranian…. er, TheDogGod. I’m definitely going to take that advice to heart when I produce my next post. Could you maybe pretend to be a shih tzu this time, though…. that’s so funny to say. Shih Tzu!!!!
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That’s good to know, because if I ever rape or murder someone, I sure don’t want to create a half-baked bargain that will likely get me thrown in a prison cell with Big Bubba. Do you happen to represent clients who don’t live in the OC? Asking for a friend….
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Opening a new scheme? That sounds kinda shady. Look, I don’t really want to be the inspiration for some kind of Ponzi scheme that might get me thrown in jail once they trace its origins back to me…
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Sorry, your comment must have wound up in my Treet folder because I was opted out of your communication. Don’t blame me, the AI did it…
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I could desperately use the help of a social media Expert to help promote my most excellent contents since my biggest fans like Jason Pomeranian DogGod keep getting their attempts to praise my content stuck in Akismet purgatory. Oh wait, your solicitation wound up in my spam folder as well. Some social media Expert you are, Sussan…
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Well……. yeah, it does. I’ve found that breathing in and out numerous times a day definitely boosts my life more than not breathing at all. Unless there’s a septic tank near me….
Alrighty then! Before the cops show up and I have to make a half-baked bargain, let’s scratch out the expiration date on the can and put the Treet back in the pantry to enjoy another time. But don’t worry, if you haven’t had enough yet, I know a guy who delivers after hours Treet right to your door!
This post was hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing at your witty commentary on all the spam comments. Thanks for brightening my day!
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Breathing is so important! I’m glad I have my spam to remind me to do it or else I might forget!
omg… you made my day…
Spam makes the day so much better!
As a septic tank near you, I am dismayed to be featured in your rather irreverent post of so-called “spam/Treet” comments. I maintain that I am indeed a legitimate septic tank near you and will be taking legal action forthwith via that crowd of Orange County legal Experts you so helpfully advertised above…
It figures that septic tanks near me and lawyers would be acting in concert with each other, given what they’re both known to be full of…
Just seeing that open can made me throw up in my mouth a little≥
Haha I never knew there was an off-brand spam, spam is bad enough to me hah. I love how you made a post out of this! Hilarious.
I actually think I knew of Treet before I ever knew Spam existed, as there must have been a can of it at home sometime while I was growing up. Spam comments are easy to mock, but what I really miss are the search term logs that used to be a part of our blog stats before all the search engines started encrypting them. I made an annual awards show out of my favorite WTF searches people used to find my blog!