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About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.

The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Eight males a’milking! SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?  The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders! JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the … Continue reading

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The Squirrels Of 2017

The Nest turns ten in a few weeks, but since I don’t expect anyone to buy any presents for me, I’ll be giving the gifts to you!  And wrapped inside your next tampon box full of fun are my favorite … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7

On the seventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seven swines a’sizzlin’! CLETUS: Say thar, pardner… I reckon you ain’t seen a little lost piggy around these parts that escaped from my farm? HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo … Continue reading

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Hot Dog Buns

EVIL SQUIRREL: EEEEEEK!  A spider! SPIDER: Relax critter, I mean no harm.  I just wanted to meet DJ Scratchy! SCRATCHY: Hey, I’m popular and shit! SPIDER: I used to be a deejay too back in the 90’s! SCRATCHY: Lemme guess, … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 6

On the sixth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Six bears a laying! BROTHER BEAR: So, shouldn’t there be five other bears laying down with me? MITZI: Ooooh, how kinky!  Like, we can totally make five more bears!  … Continue reading

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