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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 24

On the twenty-fourth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-four critters saying THANK YOU!!!!! EVIL SQUIRREL: Well, we’ve finally made it!  Today is the 10th anniversary of the day Evil Squirrel’s Nest entered the blogosphere and fucked up … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 23

On the twenty-third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-three pieces of candy! TINA: All of this…… for ME!?!?!? SNUGGLE: Only the best for my sweetie!  Now how about we head over to my windowless van and… TINA: … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 22

On the twenty-second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-two demons decked out! RICKY: Heathen!  I’m pretty sure your kind doesn’t celebrate Christmas… DEVIL: Shows how much you know, halo humper!  We demons get in the Christmas spirit … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 21

On the twenty-first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty-one magical wishes! HEDDY: Oh boy!  You must be the genie of the lamp!  I have a bunch of selfish wishes I needed granted! SHADOW: Actually, I’m just a … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 20

On the twentieth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Twenty years of servi…. servitude! EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, congratulations for your 20 years of dedicated service cleaning the shitters here at Evil Squirrel’s Nest!  Please accept this token of … Continue reading

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