Category Archives: Squirrel Droppings

Posts about what’s on my mind

Chump Change

After three years of filling cups up with all of my spare change, I finally decided today that enough was enough.  The coins had to go.  And go they went… I’d already consolidated several large soda cups into the one … Continue reading

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A Toast For The Winners

This is it, ladies and gentlemen!  The moment you’ve been waiting over a month for.  We had a veritable flood of entries this year, and now it’s time to reward two of those creative souls for their hard work and … Continue reading

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Here Come Da Judges

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading

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Last Call!

Bartender Fox would like to remind everyone that …………………………………….. Errrrr, well, if he could speak, he’d like to remind everyone that we’re down to the final week of this year’s Contest of Whatever.  The deadline for creating an entry is … Continue reading

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The Sixth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

Yes, it is that time of the year again!  Time to break out the thinking caps and dig the crafty shit out of the closet.  Evil Squirrel’s Nest’s 2019 Contest of Whatever begins today!  The CoW has been a February … Continue reading

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