Category Archives: Squirrel Droppings

Posts about what’s on my mind

The Request Line

SCRATCHY: Yo, boss dude!  You wanted to see me? Evil Squirrel does not respond, perhaps possessed by Mr. Fox…. SCRATCHY: HEY!  Earth to Squirrel Dude!  Should I send you up a drink, Major Tom? EVIL SQUIRREL: Oh, sorry, I didn’t … Continue reading

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First Blood

If you aren’t particularly into The Nest’s zany universe of Shelf Critter Theatre, then this post probably isn’t for you.  Go ahead and read something else if it’s not your thing! As someone with an overactive imagination and rather weird … Continue reading

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The X Files

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here!  It’s time to announce the winners of the 2021 Contest of Whatever!  X is about to become the favorite letter of the alphabet for at least two people in this … Continue reading

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The X Judges

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for us to put on our robes and… SNUGGLE: Dude, is this gonna be a toga party? MITZI: OMG!  If Mitzi would have known that, I would have totally worn my Barbie pink toga pants that show … Continue reading

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An Uncompensated Endorsement

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading

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