Category Archives: TV Commercials

Posts about some of my favorite old TV ads.

Like A Surgeon

Many of the games we absolutely loved wiling away boring summers with in our younger days were based on some truly fucked up premises.  Take the world’s two worst navies who haven’t yet heard of radar technology, gouge each admiral’s … Continue reading

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Cuts Like A Knife

For as long as there have been moving pictures on our televisions, there has been a need by enterprising merchants to sponsor the shows that are rotting our brains.  In the early days of TV, commercials were often tied in … Continue reading

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Gym Dandy

There once was a time when our beaches were full of 98 pound weaklings innocently soaking up a healthy dose of skin cancer causing radiation.  And since this was an era when bullying was still perfectly legal, the chances were … Continue reading

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Trumped Up Kicks

Boredom has existed ever since the days when the first prehistoric human dipped a brontosaurus bone in some blood and started drawing on the cave walls.  While it may be easy to whip out the old smartphone these days and … Continue reading

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Surprise Inside!

There will come that awkward time in life when kids are old enough to need to learn the cold, hard facts about how babies are made before they end up on a bad MTV reality show.  Prior to these magical … Continue reading

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