Tag Archives: ads

Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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Candy Crush

Welcome to the horror show that is the start of another week, Moanday!  That means it’s time for The Nest to haunt whatever the zombies left of your brain with another nightmare of an earworm straight out of that rock … Continue reading

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Medical Mysteries

We’re all familiar with Rogaine.  We know what it does, or at least what it’s supposed to do.  Rogaine is the magic cream that turns middle aged balding men into strapping studmuffins with long, luxurious locks that would make even … Continue reading

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A Breakfast Mess

There are breakfast cereals out there marketed to adults, and there are breakfast cereals out there marketed to kids.  How can you tell which is which?  Well, there are two ways.  First, if the picture on the box looks like … Continue reading

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Start Spreading The News

I could honestly go on and on about classic TV ads forever.  While most people were taking potty breaks during the commercial breaks, I was taking in the delightful entertainment and often-times unintentional genius of the paid advertisements that were … Continue reading

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