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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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His Cheatin’ Heart

So this post is just a little late.  You can thank a squirrel…. or maybe whoever hired that squirrel to sabotage the countdown that has everyone on the edge of their seats ready to have their musical taste insulted.  I’ll … Continue reading

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