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Pros At Cons

FUZZYWIG: Step right up!  Step right up!  Try yer luck at the shell game!  You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds! BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins? FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, … Continue reading

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Laundry Day

BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir.  I was told you could help me! SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure!  What do you need?  Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween? BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate … Continue reading

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Pub Rock

A rock rolls walks into a bar…. BASHFUL: Hey there, baby!  Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol? SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no. BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign? SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!”  Now … Continue reading

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Make A Wish

BASHFUL: Oh, look!  A lamp!  And like everything else around The Nest, it’s both outdated and dirty!  Maybe I should just shine it up a bit here and I can take it to the pawn shop to hock for stripper … Continue reading

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Commercial Rock

He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age… He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt. He CAN only eat just one…. He knows how to swallow a … Continue reading

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