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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7

Posted on December 7, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

On the seventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seven swines a’sizzlin’! CLETUS: Say thar, pardner… I reckon you ain’t seen a little lost piggy around these parts that escaped from my farm? HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo … Continue reading →

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Pros At Cons

Posted on October 9, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

FUZZYWIG: Step right up!  Step right up!  Try yer luck at the shell game!  You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds! BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins? FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, … Continue reading →

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Laundry Day

Posted on October 7, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir.  I was told you could help me! SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure!  What do you need?  Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween? BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate … Continue reading →

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Pub Rock

Posted on September 30, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

A rock rolls walks into a bar…. BASHFUL: Hey there, baby!  Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol? SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no. BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign? SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!”  Now … Continue reading →

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Make A Wish

Posted on September 23, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

BASHFUL: Oh, look!  A lamp!  And like everything else around The Nest, it’s both outdated and dirty!  Maybe I should just shine it up a bit here and I can take it to the pawn shop to hock for stripper … Continue reading →

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