- Welcome to my humble blog... Evil Squirrel's Nest!
Search The Nest!
Click on Atomic ES to be taken to my online Evil Squirrel's Nest store at CafePress.com.
All original artwork uploaded to this blog featuring Evil Squirrel and any of my related characters was created by myself, and is copyrighted by Evil Squirrel, aka Bill Brown, aka me, the publisher of the Evil Squirrel's Nest blog. It may not be used for any commercial purposes whatsoever, but may be shared on your site with due credit and a link to my blog. Thank you for your consideration!
AAAA!!!! Tracking Cookies!!!!
Recent Crap I Wrote And Will Later Regret
My Mangy Past
The Squirrel Counter
- 340,376 hits
Join 2,808 other subscribers
Oops, I accidentally hit the like button on these…
Recently Popular (For some reason) Posts!
Esteemed Guests of the Nest (And probably a few spammers)
I Posted At Merby’s Place!
I Was FIRST!
Tag Archives: bacon
The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7
On the seventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seven swines a’sizzlin’! CLETUS: Say thar, pardner… I reckon you ain’t seen a little lost piggy around these parts that escaped from my farm? HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo … Continue reading
Posted in Advent Calendars Tagged advent, bacon, calendar, christmas, cletus, hung lo, pig 11 Comments
Pros At Cons
FUZZYWIG: Step right up! Step right up! Try yer luck at the shell game! You can easily turn three coins into twenty with our generous 10 to 1 odds! BASHFUL: Hey, shouldn’t that be thirty coins? FUZZYWIG: Shut yer crack, … Continue reading
Posted in Bashful's Adventures Tagged bacon, bashful, cleveland indians, con artist, corrupt, crooked, cups, fuzzywig, gambling, loser, mascot, pet rock, piglove, raccoon, rock, shady, shell game, slider, sucker 21 Comments
BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir. I was told you could help me! SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure! What do you need? Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween? BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate … Continue reading
Posted in Bashful's Adventures Tagged bacon, bashful, dryer, fabric softener, final touch, laundry, pet rock, piglove, rainy, rock, skunk, snuggle, snuggle bear, washer 29 Comments
A rock rolls walks into a bar…. BASHFUL: Hey there, baby! Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol? SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no. BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign? SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!” Now … Continue reading
Posted in Bashful's Adventures Tagged bacon, bar, bashful, pet rock, pony, rainbow donkey, rock, sparklepony, sponkies, unicorn 28 Comments
Make A Wish
BASHFUL: Oh, look! A lamp! And like everything else around The Nest, it’s both outdated and dirty! Maybe I should just shine it up a bit here and I can take it to the pawn shop to hock for stripper … Continue reading