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I Love It When A Drawing Comes Together

PORKYPINE: Whatcha doing, Bashful? BASHFUL: I’m helping ES out by drawing the picture for his Tuesday art feature! PORKYPINE: Wow!  I didn’t know rocks could draw. BASHFUL: I’m quite the talented artiste, don’t you know?  My work has been compared … Continue reading

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What’s In The Box?

APPLEJACK: Mail call! SCRATCHY: Dafuq is this shit? PRINCESS LUNA: Knowing the hideous squirrel who inhabits this house, it could be almost anything.  Viagra…. a bomb… Jimmy Hoffa’s body… SCRATCHY: Dude, there might be some really nasty sex toys in … Continue reading

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Let’s Do Lunch

It’s Friday, everyone!  And since you’ve all been good boys and squirrels this week, we’re going to line up single file and walk quietly to the cafeteria for this week’s nutritious edition of my Millionaire Saga!  After that grueling, cutthroat … Continue reading

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Breakfast Of Chumpions

Ask any Health Nazi worth their dietary swastika about breakfast, and they will cheerfully tell you that it is “the most important meal of the day!”  If you don’t eat a nutritious breakfast in the morning, you will have a … Continue reading

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Apocalyptic Bacon

Yeah, I’m probably still a few days away from returning to business as usual around here, but I did have time to do a quick post about what I had for “breakfast” this morning (When you work overnights, breakfast is … Continue reading

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