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Sex And The Single Skunk

It’s a girls night in, as the ladies of the Shelf gather to play an exciting game of Uno…. despite the fact that The Nest doesn’t have a deck of Uno cards in the prop closet. SCRATCHY: Uno! SPARKLEPONY: Again?  … Continue reading

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Critters Gone Viral

CHIP: Hello everyone, my name is Chip.  And I know you’re used to seeing us Shelf critters lamely trying to be funny in a wide variety of fucked up situations.  But I have a more serious message I’d like to … Continue reading

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Hot For Trots

SNUGGLE: So anyway, this Girl Scout comes to my door last night asking me if I’d like any cookies… FUZZYWIG: This anecdote has inappropriateness written all over it… MITZI: Mitzi, like, totally remembers when she was in the Grrl Scouts!  … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 8

It’s time for The Nest to put the Advent into adventure, and find out which of our crispy critters is taking refuge behind today’s door in the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Let’s take a peek behind slot number eight… or … Continue reading

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Dragon Quest

This week’s story takes place in days of yore, whatever the hell that means… in the legendary land of Shelfalot and the court of King Sam… UNCLE SAM: Ahhh, it’s good to be the king!  Surrounded by my beautiful harem… … Continue reading

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