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The Cutting Room Floor

EVIL SQUIRREL: Welcome everyone to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre!  Well, at least I would be welcoming you to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre if I could afford a staff of writers so I didn’t have … Continue reading

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Meet Snuggle Bear

One by one I’m giving my (cough, ahem) beloved Shelf critters their day in the sun on Thursdays, so it’s time to offer another one up to be exposed more than should be legally allowed.  It’s early, and I’m still … Continue reading

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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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