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A Grizzly Encounter

It’s always a joy for me when I can capture a squirrel in a standing position… it’s one of those squirrel poses that I don’t get often enough, but the results are usually pure gold when I do.  That fluffy, … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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Sugar High

EVIL SQUIRREL: Alright, it’s time for the next…. hey , wait a minute!  There’s a pest on the turntable!  Go on!  Shoo!!! BRIGHTBIRD: Not a chance, jerkface!  You haven’t let me appear in any kind of SCT production in three … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 16

SEYMOUR: Excuse me, Santa? SANTA: What is it, Seymour?  Can’t you see I’m busy buying bulk boxes of coal from Amazon? SEYMOUR: I just wanted to give you my Christmas wish list, sir. SANTA: That’s not how it works, dumbass!  … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 10

SANTA: Dafuq is he doing? SEYMOUR: He’s charging his nose, sir!  You don’t think his battery just runs forever, do you? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (At 69% charge) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: You’ve got to be shitting me!  And where is … Continue reading

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