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Poetry In Commotion

CHIP: Welcome to a very special edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  Not that they aren’t all pretty “special”… FUZZYWIG: Since today’s Thursday, we’re going to play along with… CHIP: Um… Fuzzy.  It’s Friday. FUZZYWIG:  Really?  How do you keep track … Continue reading

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Boy Meets Girls

TWILIGHT: Class!  Please wake up from your unscheduled naps and give a nice round of applause for Lt. Fuzzywig and his drug sniffing dog Fleabag. FUZZYWIG: What’s up, kiddos?  Today I’m going to demonstrate for you all how my police … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XV

Home of the links to this story’s past… With the Gizzard’s true identity now revealed, he and the others gather out in the Cubic Zirconia City’s main square to say goodbye to all the critters before he takes Mitzi and … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XIV

Where to read up on past installments… Having returned from courageously defeating the Wicked Bitch of the Wild Wild West, Mitzi Gale and her friends return to the Cubic Zirconia City so that the Gizzard can finally grant their selfish … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XIII

Links to previous installments can be found here! Will our heroes make it to the wicked bitch’s castle before the timer hits zero and Mitzi’s bust goes bust!?!?!?!? SNUGGLE: I swear, this stupid mutt’s led us through half of Blahs … Continue reading

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