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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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The Great Pretender

SNUGGLE: Hey, I heard ya missed us!  We’re back! TROLL: I brought my pencil! FUZZYWIG: (Taking a puff on his pipe) I brought my good stuff. SNUGGLE: I hope you brought enough dope for the whole class! FUZZYWIG: Yeah, right.  … Continue reading

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Rain In Vain

RAINY: DAMMIT!!!!  Is it ever going to rain around this god forsaken Shelf!?!?  Why do I have to be cursed to carry around a rain gauge all of my life in a place that’s never even seen the wet stuff!?!!? … Continue reading

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Seasons In The Snow

SPONKIE BOY: Oh look, Sis!  It snowed last night! SPONKIE GIRL: This is awesome!  I’ve never seen snow before!  Do you think it’s dangerous? SPONKIE BOY: Probably…. SPONKIE GIRL: Let’s go out and play in it then!!! SPONKIE BOY: Hey, … Continue reading

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