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A Dumb Idea

It’s time to do the thing!  The random thing, that is.  Let’s take a wandering stroll down Google Lane and see what the next image up for bids is on The Nest’s exciting midweek feature Random Image Inspiration!  Randomator….. do … Continue reading

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Crittercare

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading

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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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