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Letters To Santa – Day 16

SEYMOUR: Excuse me, Santa? SANTA: What is it, Seymour?  Can’t you see I’m busy buying bulk boxes of coal from Amazon? SEYMOUR: I just wanted to give you my Christmas wish list, sir. SANTA: That’s not how it works, dumbass!  … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 10

SANTA: Dafuq is he doing? SEYMOUR: He’s charging his nose, sir!  You don’t think his battery just runs forever, do you? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (At 69% charge) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: You’ve got to be shitting me!  And where is … Continue reading

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A Stand Up Actor

HEDDY: So tell me, Mr. Bear, about your captivating career as an actor here on Shelf Critter Theatre! BROTHER BEAR: Aw Heddy, the story of my rise to celebrity stardom isn’t all that fascinating!  I have some pretty humble origins. … Continue reading

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Maxed Out

I have one more set of park squirrel photos from June to feature, but there still may be some Saturday Squirrel worthy pics from that set…. so let’s go back to something that I quietly killed off when I began … Continue reading

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading

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