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BDAC – 12/22/18

Posted on December 22, 2018 by

Day 22: A Nightmare On Shelf Critter Street BUSTER: (Awakening) Ah, a brand new day.  After all those nightmares about being killed I just had, I’m so happy to be awake!  I am awake, right………..????? ZEEBA: Zeeba Krueger wants Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! … Continue reading →

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BDAC – 12/12/18

Posted on December 12, 2018 by

Day 12: ¡Piñata! TINA: Take THAT!!! BUSTER: Ouch! BEARCAT: Good hit, birthday girl! CAPER: Dafuq kind of cream filling is this? ZEEBA: Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! BUSTER: Why am I (ouch!) getting this sense of (ouch!) deja vu?

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Boy Meets Girls

Posted on November 9, 2018 by

TWILIGHT: Class!  Please wake up from your unscheduled naps and give a nice round of applause for Lt. Fuzzywig and his drug sniffing dog Fleabag. FUZZYWIG: What’s up, kiddos?  Today I’m going to demonstrate for you all how my police … Continue reading →

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Net Brutality

Posted on June 1, 2018 by

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading →

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Meet Zeeba And Bearcat

Posted on May 17, 2018 by

Nothing can quite prepare you for the utter unholiness that is Shelf Critter Theatre on Fridays, but maybe we can help numb your mind a bit to the goings on of one of the internet’s most fucked up imaginary places … Continue reading →

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