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BDAC – 12/22/18

Day 22: A Nightmare On Shelf Critter Street BUSTER: (Awakening) Ah, a brand new day.  After all those nightmares about being killed I just had, I’m so happy to be awake!  I am awake, right………..????? ZEEBA: Zeeba Krueger wants Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/12/18

Day 12: ¡Piñata! TINA: Take THAT!!! BUSTER: Ouch! BEARCAT: Good hit, birthday girl! CAPER: Dafuq kind of cream filling is this? ZEEBA: Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! BUSTER: Why am I (ouch!) getting this sense of (ouch!) deja vu?

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Boy Meets Girls

TWILIGHT: Class!  Please wake up from your unscheduled naps and give a nice round of applause for Lt. Fuzzywig and his drug sniffing dog Fleabag. FUZZYWIG: What’s up, kiddos?  Today I’m going to demonstrate for you all how my police … Continue reading

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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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Meet Zeeba And Bearcat

Nothing can quite prepare you for the utter unholiness that is Shelf Critter Theatre on Fridays, but maybe we can help numb your mind a bit to the goings on of one of the internet’s most fucked up imaginary places … Continue reading

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