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Letters To Santa – Day 14

Posted on December 14, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SEYMOUR: Santa!  What are you doing? SANTA: I’m crossing the Indian Ocean in a kayak.  What in the fuck does it look like I’m doing, Seymour!?!? SEYMOUR: You can’t smoke that pipe, Santa!  Most places don’t allow smoking these days! … Continue reading →

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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading →

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 18

Posted on December 18, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

It’s time to peel back another layer of insanity as we count down the days until Christmas in the most fucked up way possible.  It’s the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Hard to believe we’re only a week out from The … Continue reading →

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Lowering The Bar

Posted on February 8, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading →

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

Posted on December 28, 2018 by evilsquirrel13

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading →

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