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Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber!  Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey!  Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 18

It’s time to peel back another layer of insanity as we count down the days until Christmas in the most fucked up way possible.  It’s the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Hard to believe we’re only a week out from The … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/14/18

Day 14: The Gift Of Life CHIP: Buster, I have some really great news!  It turns out, you’re a perfect match for a young child in desperate need of an organ transplant. BUSTER: That’s swell!  I’ve always wanted to save … Continue reading

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