Tag Archives: bowling

The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Bowling For Critters

Posted on September 9, 2016 by evilsquirrel13

FRONT DESK: Good afternoon, Tacky House Shoe Lanes!  How may I help you? BASHFUL: Hello?  This is the bowling alley, right?  May I ask a question? FRONT DESK: Of course you can, sir! BASHFUL: I was just wondering…. do you … Continue reading →

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Minds In The Gutter

Posted on May 6, 2014 by evilsquirrel13

Because this is a pussified country that doesn’t believe in making kids go to school 24/7/365 until they turn 21, one of the challenges facing parents is trying to find things to keep their little demons angels occupied on those … Continue reading →

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Spare Me The Headache

Posted on April 5, 2013 by evilsquirrel13

I’ll admit it, I’m pretty hard on new technology.  That isn’t really a surprise to anyone who’s an avid reader of my blog (all four of you!).  I think we can live without the vast wasteland of creepiness that is … Continue reading →

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Living In the Pabst

Posted on March 29, 2013 by evilsquirrel13

I am probably about the only 37 year old in America who has never taken a sip of beer who didn’t have some religious reason against it.  When they told me in school not to drink, smoke or do drugs, … Continue reading →

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