Tag Archives: breakfast

Did I Eat That?

Cereal has long been a staple at the breakfast table here in America, helping give our children the fuel they need in order to survive all the shit they’ll have to put up with at school.  And ever since Cracker … Continue reading

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In The Green Room

…with black curtains, at the station!  Oh, excuse me!  I was just singing to myself there. Well, guess what day it is again?  Yep, good ol’ Friday!  Thank God it’s time for another installment in my long-winded drama packed saga … Continue reading

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Cute And Crispy

Once, twice, thrice I have featured commercials for kids’ breakfast cereal on my Retro Ad Tuesday feature.  One thing each and every one of those posts did was expose the incredible amount of douchebaggery and assholery that could be found … Continue reading

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Monkeying Around

I’ve already shown before in past Retro Ad Tuesday posts that there was perhaps no greater breeding ground for assholey behavior than in commercials for breakfast cereal.  They say that most cereals marketed towards kids are bad for you, since … Continue reading

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Breakfast Of Chumpions

Ask any Health Nazi worth their dietary swastika about breakfast, and they will cheerfully tell you that it is “the most important meal of the day!”  If you don’t eat a nutritious breakfast in the morning, you will have a … Continue reading

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