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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall! CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall? SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 4

On the fourth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Four calling frauds! TROLL: …yes and my routing number is 8675309.  Yeah, just like the song! BUB: Did you just give out your checking account information over the phone? … Continue reading

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Crittercare

BUB: Uh, hello.  I’m here for a nine o’clock…. RAINY: Sign the register and have a seat please… BUB: Uhhhhh (Signs the clipboard) OK. Two hours later…. BUB: You called me? RAINY: Photo ID and insurance card, please. BUB: Am … Continue reading

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Crush Hour

It’s time for our weekly Wednesday exercise in who knows what in the hell I’ll have to write about… Random Image Inspiration!  Let’s see what numbers were chosen for me today… 12, 55, 63, 65 The 12th post in my … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/2/18

Day 2: NASCAR Nightmare BUB: That’s five laps now that #90’s been dragging that stray possum around by the tail at 220 miles per hour! TROLL: Geez, you think we should throw the caution flag? BUB: Nah!  All good Southern … Continue reading

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