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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 5

Most people have long forgotten their silly resolutions by the time the calendar rolls over to February and it starts feeling natural to see the number 2019 and realize it really is that year.  We don’t give up so easily … Continue reading

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Two Thousand Zero Zero

SNUGGLE: Dudes!  Are you two going to the big New Years Eve bash? FUZZYWIG: I dunno… it’s a little past my 4:20 bedtime. CHIP: I’m not much of a party critter, you know. SNUGGLE: Your loss then.  I volunteered to … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/23/18

Day 23: Buster Got Run Over By A Squirreldeer SANTA: Well shit!  I guess that red glow on your nose ain’t from some genetic defect this year, huh Rudolph? SCRAT: (Insert annoying Rankin Bass glowing noise here) Hic!  Hic! SANTA: … Continue reading

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