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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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Share Your World – Week 108

Greetings from The Nest, where yesterday we had our first real snowfall of the winter season!  It was only about an inch…. but it was a big inch, let me tell you! (That’s what he said).   You can see my … Continue reading

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Meet The New Boss

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 12

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!?  This job already gives me enough of a migraine… SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 2

SANTA: Well, I can’t use the heated spa since Blitzen shit in the Jacuzzi again!  I guess I’ll pass my precious time by reading another whiny letter from a needy Shelf critter.  Wait, this isn’t a letter!  It’s just another … Continue reading

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