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The Slow Lanes

Posted on February 19, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading →

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Share Your World – Week 108

Posted on January 28, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

Greetings from The Nest, where yesterday we had our first real snowfall of the winter season!  It was only about an inch…. but it was a big inch, let me tell you! (That’s what he said).   You can see my … Continue reading →

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Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 12

Posted on December 12, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!?  This job already gives me enough of a migraine… SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, … Continue reading →

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Letters To Santa – Day 2

Posted on December 2, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

SANTA: Well, I can’t use the heated spa since Blitzen shit in the Jacuzzi again!  I guess I’ll pass my precious time by reading another whiny letter from a needy Shelf critter.  Wait, this isn’t a letter!  It’s just another … Continue reading →

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