Tag Archives: children

Riding In Style

It’s time to grab a boat oar and stir up the raw sewage of the internet to find another picture to make a post from in this Wednesday’s edition of Random Image Inspiration.  Time to draw the numbers that will … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/6/18

Day 6: Well, That Sucks SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow? SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not … Continue reading

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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Meet The Squirrel Children

Beware the Ides of Shelf Critter Theatre… where impending and fucked up doom is always just a dagger away.  No need to be so dire, so maybe for this Thursday’s SCT meet and greet, we’ll feature one of the gang’s … Continue reading

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