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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 16

Posted on December 16, 2019 by

It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas!  That can only mean that our peeks behind the curtain of the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar are getting even more and more disturbed and demented.  I would be willing to bet that what’s … Continue reading →

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Riding In Style

Posted on August 7, 2019 by

It’s time to grab a boat oar and stir up the raw sewage of the internet to find another picture to make a post from in this Wednesday’s edition of Random Image Inspiration.  Time to draw the numbers that will … Continue reading →

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

Posted on February 15, 2019 by

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading →

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BDAC – 12/6/18

Posted on December 6, 2018 by

Day 6: Well, That Sucks SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow? SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not … Continue reading →

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There Goes The Neighborhood

Posted on April 27, 2018 by

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading →

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