Tag Archives: children

Bad Santa

SANTA: HO HO HO!!!  Merry Christm….. oh, fuck it!  I hate this time of year.  Lousy kids wanting to sit on my lap and ask for crappy toys made in China that they’ll lose, break or forget about by New … Continue reading

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Candy Droppings

Rather than draw another picture today (or next Tuesday either since I’ll be entertaining a quote challenge I was volunteered for), I was going to do another fascinating recap of how I spent my Halloween evening, only to go back … Continue reading

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Tales From The Rock

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!  Uncle Bashful!!! BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah.  What a cutie pie she is! CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!! Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”…. BASHFUL: … Continue reading

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Evil Squirrel’s Nest Comic #191 — 12/24/15

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Minds In The Gutter

Because this is a pussified country that doesn’t believe in making kids go to school 24/7/365 until they turn 21, one of the challenges facing parents is trying to find things to keep their little demons angels occupied on those … Continue reading

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