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Expect The Unexpected

MITZI: Like, many thankies to all of you BFF’s of mine for coming to my Big Girls Toys party! LUNA: What is this?  I thought this was going to be a Tupperware party! SCRATCHY: (Singing) It’s such a good vibration!!!  … Continue reading

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More Than Happy

CHIP: Zac!  Zac!?!?  Are you alright!?!? ZAC: Yessir!  Never felt better in my life!  I’m Ki-Yi-Yippie-Yippie-YAY A-OK!!! CHIP: (Noticing the empty prescription bottle) Zac, how many of these Prozacs did you take!?!?  The whole bottle!?!? ZAC: Maybe! Maybe!  Yep! Yep!  … Continue reading

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Who’s Your Daddy?

The audience erupts in fake and prodded applause as the star of The Chippy Povich Show steps out on stage…. CHIP: Good afternoon everyone, and welcome to The Chippy Povich Show!  As usual, we’ve got another hour of family oriented, … Continue reading

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Year End Clearance

CHIP: Hello out there, Evil Squirrel’s Nest readers.  I regret to inform you all that we’re going to have to cancel this week’s edition of Shelf Critter Theatre… FUZZYWIG: Such a shame.  I guess I’ll just have to go home … Continue reading

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Square Pegs

CHIP SQUIRREL: Hello out there TV land, and welcome to everyone’s favorite game show, The Shelf Critter Squares!  Our two carefully selected, pre-screened contestants will be competing for fabulous prizes while hobnobbing with some of our most famous residents.  Let’s … Continue reading

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