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Sex And The Single Skunk

It’s a girls night in, as the ladies of the Shelf gather to play an exciting game of Uno…. despite the fact that The Nest doesn’t have a deck of Uno cards in the prop closet. SCRATCHY: Uno! SPARKLEPONY: Again?  … Continue reading

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Critters Gone Viral

CHIP: Hello everyone, my name is Chip.  And I know you’re used to seeing us Shelf critters lamely trying to be funny in a wide variety of fucked up situations.  But I have a more serious message I’d like to … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 21

Another day, another holler from a mystery critter who will no doubt ruin your holiday season.  It’s time to open up today’s WTF Surprise in The Nest’s Shelf Critter Advent Calendar.  Let’s see if 21 gives us blackjack, or just … Continue reading

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Shelf Netiquette

Welcome to the weekly feature that is as random as the weather, and as inspiring as a kid dressed up as a sheet ghost… it’s none other than Random Image Inspiration!  We’re gonna draw some numbers from the Randomator and … Continue reading

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Come As You Aren’t

CHIP: How did we get rooked into being the judges for this year’s Shelf costume contest? FUZZYWIG: I don’t know, man.  But at least it means I don’t have to dig through the closet for my Tommy Chong outfit I … Continue reading

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