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Critter Winners!

The Ninth Annual Contest of Whatever is over, and after the usual verbal diarrhea from our highly unqualified judges, it’s time for the management of The Nest to actually pick the two lucky winners! Sadly, participation was at a low … Continue reading

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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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Five

We’re now up to FIVE entries in the 2022 Contest of Whatever with just two days to go! The magic number, as always, is eight.  There’s never been fewer than eight entries in any past CoW…. If we don’t make … Continue reading

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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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