Tag Archives: contest of whatever

A Toast For The Winners

Posted on March 3, 2019 by

This is it, ladies and gentlemen!  The moment you’ve been waiting over a month for.  We had a veritable flood of entries this year, and now it’s time to reward two of those creative souls for their hard work and … Continue reading →

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Here Come Da Judges

Posted on March 1, 2019 by

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading →

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The Good Stuff

Posted on February 28, 2019 by

Every year when I start up the Contest of Whatever, I always vow to create some new designs for my old, obsolete Cafepress shop so the winners have a wider selection of stuff to choose from.  And every year….. yeah, … Continue reading →

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Last Call!

Posted on February 21, 2019 by

Bartender Fox would like to remind everyone that …………………………………….. Errrrr, well, if he could speak, he’d like to remind everyone that we’re down to the final week of this year’s Contest of Whatever.  The deadline for creating an entry is … Continue reading →

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Lowering The Bar

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading →

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