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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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The Ninth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

Come one and come all, as it’s time once again for The Nest to inspire the imaginations of our readers (all three of you) for another exciting edition of The Contest of Whatever! The Contest of Whatever has been held … Continue reading

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The X Files

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here!  It’s time to announce the winners of the 2021 Contest of Whatever!  X is about to become the favorite letter of the alphabet for at least two people in this … Continue reading

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The X Judges

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for us to put on our robes and… SNUGGLE: Dude, is this gonna be a toga party? MITZI: OMG!  If Mitzi would have known that, I would have totally worn my Barbie pink toga pants that show … Continue reading

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An Uncompensated Endorsement

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading

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