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The X Files

The moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally here!  It’s time to announce the winners of the 2021 Contest of Whatever!  X is about to become the favorite letter of the alphabet for at least two people in this … Continue reading

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The X Judges

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for us to put on our robes and… SNUGGLE: Dude, is this gonna be a toga party? MITZI: OMG!  If Mitzi would have known that, I would have totally worn my Barbie pink toga pants that show … Continue reading

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An Uncompensated Endorsement

He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest….. …..on a Segway. He’s cooler… …than the other side of his pillow…. He rides a unicorn…. …to take his dragon for a walk. He once won a staring contest…. ….with Mr. … Continue reading

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Win, Lose And Draw

The contest is over, the entries have been submitted, and now it’s time for me to finally make a decision that only one of you will approve of.  This is it… the day the winner of the 2020 Contest of … Continue reading

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We’re Judging You

FUZZYWIG: It’s that time again… SNUGGLE: How would you know what time it is?  Your watch stopped at 4:20 years ago! FUZZYWIG: (Taps watch) So it did.  Does anybody really know what time it is?  Does anybody really care? MITZI: … Continue reading

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