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Recipe For Disaster

CHIP: Welcome to….. um, a special Wednesday edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  This episode is in response to Miss Dingleberry’s contest on the Two Spoiled Cats blog where we have to provide the recipe for some really nasty cafeteria food … Continue reading

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Judgment Day

FUZZYWIG: Good morning, all of you beautiful people out there who couldn’t find anything better to do today.  We’re canceling this week’s edition of Shelf Critter Theatre, not because the script doesn’t make any sense….. AGAIN.  But to bring you … Continue reading

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Imagination At Work

APPLEJACK: Howdy, y’all! SCRATCHY: Well, this is weird! TWILIGHT: Why?  Because we’re talking pony toys? SCRATCHY: No, because the four of us are never together anymore like we used to be! LUNA: I remember those days… sarcastically mocking anything that … Continue reading

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Give A Little Bit

As those of you who read my Shelf Critter Theatre contributions are aware, Mitzi has a couple of eggs in tow that she somehow laid last month.  While everyone’s favorite flighty and flirty bimbocorn is trying to learn the basics … Continue reading

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The Fourth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

It’s that time of the year when The Nest looks to its readers to supply the fucked up humor by tapping into those creativity reserves we all have somewhere inside our craniums.  Today kicks off everyone’s favorite February tradition, The … Continue reading

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