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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

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The Ninth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

Come one and come all, as it’s time once again for The Nest to inspire the imaginations of our readers (all three of you) for another exciting edition of The Contest of Whatever! The Contest of Whatever has been held … Continue reading

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The X Judges

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for us to put on our robes and… SNUGGLE: Dude, is this gonna be a toga party? MITZI: OMG!  If Mitzi would have known that, I would have totally worn my Barbie pink toga pants that show … Continue reading

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