Tag Archives: contest

Alternate History

TV ANNOUNCER: And now to satisfy our government mandated weekly hour of educational programming, Shelf TV Public Access Channel 69 presents another obtuse episode of I’m Smarter Than You Are, with your pompous host, Shadow the Umbreon! SHADOW: Thank you, … Continue reading

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

The Tenth Annual Contest Of Whatever!

It’s February and you know what that means…… Oh, wait…. it’s March already. So it’s a month late, but it’s time for that Evil Squirrel’s Nest tradition known simply as The Contest Of Whatever!  Each and every year beginning in … Continue reading

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged , , , , , , | 40 Comments

The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged , , , , , | 9 Comments

The Two Week Warning!

SHADOW: Greetings all of you lowl… I mean, wonderful people out there in Blogland!  It is I, Shadow the Umbreon, the most vastly intelligent being in this universe and the Official Spokescritter for the Contest of Whatever, reminding you once … Continue reading

Posted in Squirrel Droppings | Tagged , , , , , , , | 7 Comments