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One More Plug…

SLIDER: Excuse me, sir, but may I ask where your leash is? SHADOW: A highly advanced critter such as myself would never stoop so low as to wear a leash.  Just who do you take me for? SLIDER: I mean … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Eight males a’milking! SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?  The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders! JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the … Continue reading

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The Right Envelope

Well, after that hot mess that transpired Friday…. it’s finally time to announce the real winner of the 2017 Contest of Whatever!  Of course, I had intended all along to announce the winner on March 5th… I just couldn’t resist … Continue reading

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