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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 10

On the tenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Ten words a’bleeping! VAL: You lousy sack of (BLEEP!), I hope you bend over to pick up a lump of (BLEEP!)ing coal and get Blitzen’s antlers up your (BLEEP!) … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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