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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 12

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!?  This job already gives me enough of a migraine… SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, … Continue reading

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Flower Power

Today’s SCT story is inspired by the photo for Pam’s Poetic Thursday prompt…. And, of course, the usual unhealthy dose of demented imagination that oozes from The Shelf…. TROLL: Oh shit!  A flower’s growing on the stage!  The boss will … Continue reading

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Last Words

It’s the most fun you’re legally allowed to have on a humpday!  It’s time to spin the wheel of misfortune to come up with the next poignant photo to challenge my demented mind on another Random Image Inspiration.  Let’s see … Continue reading

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Buster Rhymes

It’s time for the next exciting edition of Random Image Inspiration… where anything can happen and nothing really matters.  Let’s pull some numbers from the Randomator this week and see what impossible task it will give us… 46, 25, 14, … Continue reading

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