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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/23/18

Day 23: Buster Got Run Over By A Squirreldeer SANTA: Well shit!  I guess that red glow on your nose ain’t from some genetic defect this year, huh Rudolph? SCRAT: (Insert annoying Rankin Bass glowing noise here) Hic!  Hic! SANTA: … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/22/18

Day 22: A Nightmare On Shelf Critter Street BUSTER: (Awakening) Ah, a brand new day.  After all those nightmares about being killed I just had, I’m so happy to be awake!  I am awake, right………..????? ZEEBA: Zeeba Krueger wants Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/21/18

Day 21: Heaven Or Hell BINGO DEVIL: Alright, possum!  Let’s go! BUSTER: Go where?  Who are you? BINGO: I’m here to drag you to the depths of Hell! BUSTER: Oh.  Will I be dying there? BINGO: No.  You’ll be burned … Continue reading

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