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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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Retro Nest Comic – March 26, 2015

No Shelf Critter Theatre inspiration today, and since I don’t like leaving my blog barren for two days, here’s another retro comic in the cartoon series I once could pound out without fail every week.  This entry is just oh … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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Death And Marshmallows

This scene would probably confuse anyone who is oblivious to 80’s pop culture.  Giant inflatable Death as well as a pumpkin decoration?  Well, it must be Halloween!  But what’s up with the Michelin Man in a sailor suit?  Of course, … Continue reading

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Blame The Squirrel

Late Monday morning right before I was ready to hit the sack, my power went out.  This was followed a second later by a very loud explosion.  Having been through this enough, it was easy to put the two together … Continue reading

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