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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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You’re A Rich Rich Bitch Girl

Welcome to the Wednesday game we play at The Nest where you never know what I’ll end up regretting having to post about.  It’s time for the next installment of Random Image Inspiration!  Let’s go right to this week’s completely … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/20/18

Day 20: Give A Dog A Bone FUZZYWIG: Hey!  Where did you get that from?  I thought I’d stopped feeding you… FLEABAG: BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! THE POSSUM BONE’S CONNECTED TO THE MOUTH BONE! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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