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Burning Down The House

The petty battle between man and beast has been raging for as long as people have needed to eat cute animals in order to survive.  While modern man now has the option of becoming vegetarian or eating processed, prepackaged meats … Continue reading

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The Butterfly Effect

Well, hello there everybody!  Sorry to have left you out on that cliff again for the past seven days.  Here, let me pull you back up on solid ground so that you’ll better be able to take in the next … Continue reading

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Thickheaded

One of the golden rules of advertising is to paint your product in a positive light.  Halls cough drops compares their medicinal effect to a refreshing European sauna.  Corona beer compares drinking it to a day at the beach.  Herbal … Continue reading

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Trick Or Skeet!

Halloween is nearly upon us, and that means lots of candy, haunted houses, and vandalism.  In the spirit of the holiday, many people young and old dress up in costumes.  Kids especially love to get in on the act as … Continue reading

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