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Meet Bad Santa

It’s time to venture on down to the post office and take a good look at another degenerate hanging on the Most Wanted wall in The Nest’s Thursday Meet the Critters series!  Since there’s only 236 shopping days remaining until … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Bad Santa

SANTA: HO HO HO!!!  Merry Christm….. oh, fuck it!  I hate this time of year.  Lousy kids wanting to sit on my lap and ask for crappy toys made in China that they’ll lose, break or forget about by New … Continue reading

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The Great Debate

CHIP: Good evening, everyone out there in TV land!  This is Chip Squirrel live on the scene of the 69th Presidential debate of this tightly contested 2016 campaign between the incumbent Uncle Sam and the upstart challenger Bashful.  In the … Continue reading

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Elf Games

How’s it hangin’, everybody!  I’m one of those elves that’s been sent on assignment from the North Pole to sit on a shelf and act creepy!  Actually, I first wound up in the home of a piggy named Bacon, but … Continue reading

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