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Tag Archives: elf
Letters To Santa – Day 15
SANTA: Who in the hell found this shitty ass Christmas tree that’s making my cabin look like a dump? SEYMOUR: I think the tree looks beautiful, Santa! Someone tried really hard to set up the festive atmosphere with this… SANTA: … Continue reading
Letters To Santa – Day 14
SEYMOUR: Santa! What are you doing? SANTA: I’m crossing the Indian Ocean in a kayak. What in the fuck does it look like I’m doing, Seymour!?!? SEYMOUR: You can’t smoke that pipe, Santa! Most places don’t allow smoking these days! … Continue reading
Letters To Santa – Day 13
SANTA: “Dear Satan”…… dammit!!! Don’t these critters hire proofreaders to go over their letters for stupid ass mistakes? I can’t stand dyslexics! SEYMOUR: What do you give naughty dyslexics for Christmas, Santa? Cola? SANTA: Dammit, Seymour! I’m the one who … Continue reading
Letters To Santa – Day 12
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!? This job already gives me enough of a migraine… SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, … Continue reading
Letters To Santa – Day 11
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: What? More mail? I really need to get an unlisted address. Say, why were you hanging around the mailbox anyway? SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SANTA: If you were waiting for this … Continue reading
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