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The X Judges

FUZZYWIG: It’s time for us to put on our robes and… SNUGGLE: Dude, is this gonna be a toga party? MITZI: OMG!  If Mitzi would have known that, I would have totally worn my Barbie pink toga pants that show … Continue reading

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We’re Judging You

FUZZYWIG: It’s that time again… SNUGGLE: How would you know what time it is?  Your watch stopped at 4:20 years ago! FUZZYWIG: (Taps watch) So it did.  Does anybody really know what time it is?  Does anybody really care? MITZI: … Continue reading

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Here Come Da Judges

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading

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Judgment Day

FUZZYWIG: Good morning, all of you beautiful people out there who couldn’t find anything better to do today.  We’re canceling this week’s edition of Shelf Critter Theatre, not because the script doesn’t make any sense….. AGAIN.  But to bring you … Continue reading

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The Unreal Killers

The deadline for submitting an entry in the Third Annual Contest of Whatever expired this morning, and only seven bloggers were willing to take a stab at destroying my beloved possum Buster for the sake of everyone’s enjoyment.  Oh well, … Continue reading

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