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The Chamber Of Tortures

Posted on June 11, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading →

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Undercover Angel

Posted on April 23, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading →

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Balloon Animals

Posted on March 31, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

It’s time to go dumpster diving behind Google HQ for another titillating edition of Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator looks like it was trying to lowball us this week… 5, 6, 15, 26 The 5th post in my Reader was … Continue reading →

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A Stand Up Actor

Posted on November 13, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

HEDDY: So tell me, Mr. Bear, about your captivating career as an actor here on Shelf Critter Theatre! BROTHER BEAR: Aw Heddy, the story of my rise to celebrity stardom isn’t all that fascinating!  I have some pretty humble origins. … Continue reading →

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SCIENCE!

Posted on July 17, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading →

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