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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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Balloon Animals

It’s time to go dumpster diving behind Google HQ for another titillating edition of Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator looks like it was trying to lowball us this week… 5, 6, 15, 26 The 5th post in my Reader was … Continue reading

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A Stand Up Actor

HEDDY: So tell me, Mr. Bear, about your captivating career as an actor here on Shelf Critter Theatre! BROTHER BEAR: Aw Heddy, the story of my rise to celebrity stardom isn’t all that fascinating!  I have some pretty humble origins. … Continue reading

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SCIENCE!

EVIL SQUIRREL: Hello all of my wonderful readers out there!  As you may know, I took some time off this week because I got…. a little……um…. more mature!  Yes, definitely more mature!  And I spent some of my free time … Continue reading

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Hot For Trots

SNUGGLE: So anyway, this Girl Scout comes to my door last night asking me if I’d like any cookies… FUZZYWIG: This anecdote has inappropriateness written all over it… MITZI: Mitzi, like, totally remembers when she was in the Grrl Scouts!  … Continue reading

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