Tag Archives: evil

Plotting Your Demise

We all know that squirrels are cute and sweet and lovable and completely and totally innocent.  I’ve been providing photographic proof of the benevolence of squirrels for eleven years now. Yet some people still look down on squirrels as troublemakers … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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Balloon Animals

It’s time to go dumpster diving behind Google HQ for another titillating edition of Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator looks like it was trying to lowball us this week… 5, 6, 15, 26 The 5th post in my Reader was … Continue reading

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A Stand Up Actor

HEDDY: So tell me, Mr. Bear, about your captivating career as an actor here on Shelf Critter Theatre! BROTHER BEAR: Aw Heddy, the story of my rise to celebrity stardom isn’t all that fascinating!  I have some pretty humble origins. … Continue reading

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