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They Might Be Giants

Once upon a time, there was a little unicorn named Tina who lived on a farm with her Aunt Scratchy.  Times were tough, and needless to say, they were part of the 99%. TINA: Aw, Aunt Scratchy!  Not government cheese … Continue reading

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Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Critter?

SCRATCHY: TINA!!! TINA:  What is it, Aunt Scratchy?  I’m trying to take sexy selfies to post on Instagram! SCRATCHY: What!?  Who taught you how to do that!?!? TINA:  You, Aunt Scratchy!  I learned it from watching YOU!!! SCRATCHY:  Errrr, nevermind.  … Continue reading

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Tales From The Rock

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!  Uncle Bashful!!! BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah.  What a cutie pie she is! CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!! Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”…. BASHFUL: … Continue reading

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