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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part I

LEO THE FOX: ……………………………….. Our story begins in The Shelf, a Midwestern state buried somewhere in the middle of fucking nowhere.  It’s the late 1930’s, and a young girl named Mitzi Gale lives on the farm of her Aunt Sparklepony … Continue reading

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The Mother Of All Episodes

SPONKIE 2: Mommy’s going to just love this gift we got her for Mother’s Day! SPONKIE 1: If she’s not (ACHOO!) allergic to the flowers. BOTH SPONKIES: SURPRISE!!!! BOTH SPONKIES: Happy Mother’s Day, Mommy! SPARKLEPONY: You shouldn’t have, kids.  Really, … Continue reading

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The Big Day

FUZZYWIG: Well, well, would you look at the calendar!  It’s that very special day that only rolls around once every year… or maybe it just seems like that long when you’re always riding the leaf.  It’s time to go spread … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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The Chop Shop

FUZZYWIG: Ahhhh, a pipe full of MARIHUANA and a can full of munchies.  It doesn’t get any better than this… Fuzzy’s doorbell chimes the chorus of “Because I Got High“… FUZZYWIG: Dammit!  Why do all of the salescritters have to … Continue reading

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