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A Dog’s Life

It’s time to open up that hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch and hold the image contained within to our heads so we can divine our next post from it in another crazy edition of Random Image … Continue reading

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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/20/18

Day 20: Give A Dog A Bone FUZZYWIG: Hey!  Where did you get that from?  I thought I’d stopped feeding you… FLEABAG: BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! THE POSSUM BONE’S CONNECTED TO THE MOUTH BONE! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! … Continue reading

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