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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/24/18

Day 24: The End Of The Line CHIP: Congratulations Buster on surviving this Advent calendar! FUZZYWIG: “Surviving” being a relative term, of course. SNUGGLE: Dude!  You’re a real badass to take all that punishment and always come back for more! … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/20/18

Day 20: Give A Dog A Bone FUZZYWIG: Hey!  Where did you get that from?  I thought I’d stopped feeding you… FLEABAG: BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! THE POSSUM BONE’S CONNECTED TO THE MOUTH BONE! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! CHEW! BARK! … Continue reading

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Pardon Me

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Shelf Critters.  It’s that time of the year when your duly elected dictat…. er, President engages in that annual tradition of governmental mercy by ceremonially pardoning a turkey prior to Thanksgiving.  Here is this year’s lucky … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part XV

Home of the links to this story’s past… With the Gizzard’s true identity now revealed, he and the others gather out in the Cubic Zirconia City’s main square to say goodbye to all the critters before he takes Mitzi and … Continue reading

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