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SCT Secret Santa – Day 18

Let both the buyer and the receiver beware, as we’re about to experience another fucked up act of giving in the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  There’s only one more week to go, but it will certainly seem like a … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 1

Another year, another horrible Shelf Critter Advent calendar series.  For this fifth edition, The Nest took the names of 24 of your favorite Shelf critters and put them in a cup to have them draw another critter to buy a … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall! CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall? SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to … Continue reading

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