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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall! CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall? SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 13

On the thirteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Thirteen fleas a’itching! FLEABAG: BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! FUZZYWIG: Someone looks like they … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…. Two turd-le dumps! FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt!  Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion? FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU … Continue reading

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