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Meet The New Boss

Posted on January 20, 2021 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost. I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy! This is a very hallowed occasion! Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged buster, chip, critter, fox, funny, fuzzywig, humor, inauguration, mitzi, nuclear, president, rainy, scratchy, shelf, theatre, troll, uncle sam | 10 Comments

Rated Arrrrrrrrrr!

Posted on September 18, 2020 by evilsquirrel13

CHIP: Ahoy thar, landlubber! Know where a sea rat such as meself can get a bottle of rum? FUZZYWIG: Have you been nipping off of my home stash again, Chip? CHIP: Nay, matey! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged bear, big scrat, chip, critter, dog, fleabag, fox, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, pirate, raccoon, shadow, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, talk like a pirate day, theatre, troll, umbreon, unicorn, zeeba | 11 Comments

To The Moon

Posted on April 19, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

EVIL SQUIRREL: Are you about done typing that script up for this week’s Good Friday episode, numbnuts? TROLL: You mean the one where Buster gets nailed up on the cross? Uhhhh, not yet sir. ES: How much more is left? … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged critter, evil, fox, funny, fuzzywig, humor, mitzi, moon, raccoon, shelf, squirrel, theatre, uncle sam, unicorn | 14 Comments

Lowering The Bar

Posted on February 8, 2019 by evilsquirrel13

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit. … Continue reading →

Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre | Tagged applejack, bar, bear, big scrat, booze, contest of whatever, critter, fox, fuzzywig, imagination, luna, mitzi, ponies, raccoon, scratchy, shadow, shelf, snuggle, squirrel, theatre, twilight, umbreon, unicorn | 14 Comments

BDAC – 12/5/18

Posted on December 5, 2018 by evilsquirrel13

Day 5: Mr. Fox, With The Lead….. err Pipe, In The Conservatory SLIDER: Aha!!! I finally caught you red pawed, you bloody murderer! What do you have to say for yourself!?!? MR. FOX: ………………………………..