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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Hard Time

SNUGGLE BEAR: Heeeey there, cutie pie! TINA: (Squeeing like…. well, a little girl) Uncle Snuggie!!!! SNUGGLE: Ready for our big date tonight? TINA: Maybeeeeeee….. you got some candy? SNUGGLE: Dude, I treat all of my ladies right! TINA: Is that … Continue reading

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Called On The Carpet

TWILIGHT: Good evening everyone out there in Blogland!  I’m Twilight alongside crack fashion and verbal diarrhea expert Applejack… and this is the 2017 Golden Squirrels Red Carpet Show! AJ: Howdy, y’all!  Can we talk? TWILIGHT: Maybe later, AJ.  The biggest … Continue reading

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I Missed The Bus

SCRATCHY: TIIIIIIIINAAAAAAA!!!!!  Let’s go!  It’s time for school! TINA: Coming, Aunt Scratchy!  I just gotta put my perfume on! SCRATCHY: Aren’t you a little young to be wearing perfume? TINA: Aunt Scratchy!  I gotta have something to cover up the … Continue reading

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Make Me Laugh

The day you’ve been waiting literally all week for is finally here, Friday!  While Fridays aren’t quite as fun and action packed as they were a couple years ago on my blog, I still strive to make them as interesting … Continue reading

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