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Mail Call

CHIP: Fuzzy, what are you doing down here in The Nest’s mailroom?  Are you on one of your stoner walkabouts again? FUZZYWIG: The boss wanted me to man the mailroom for a few days since the regular critter got reassigned.  … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Meme

It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time for The Nest to hijack some unsuspecting blogger’s post and feed it into the Randomator so we can turn it into something much more fucked up in another exciting edition of Random Image … Continue reading

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Boy Meets Girls

TWILIGHT: Class!  Please wake up from your unscheduled naps and give a nice round of applause for Lt. Fuzzywig and his drug sniffing dog Fleabag. FUZZYWIG: What’s up, kiddos?  Today I’m going to demonstrate for you all how my police … Continue reading

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Rhyme Time

TINA: Zeeba, you silly goose!  What are you doing? ZEEBA: I’m getting piggyback rides! BEARCAT: Don’t you dare cut in line!  I’m next! TINA: You need to get off of there!  Your Mommy’s making him for breakfast in the morning! … Continue reading

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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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