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There Goes The Neighborhood

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Chip!  Uncle Chip! CHIP: I’m not your uncle.  I don’t even have any siblings. CHILD 1: Uncle Chip, we’re BORED! CHILD 2: Can you read us a story? CHILD 3: Or maybe a comic book? CHIP: I … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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The Cutting Room Floor

EVIL SQUIRREL: Welcome everyone to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre!  Well, at least I would be welcoming you to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre if I could afford a staff of writers so I didn’t have … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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