Tag Archives: funny

Ain’t Too Proud To Beg

CHIP: Welcome back to the 69th hour of our telethon to raise money to support Shelf Critter Theatre.  I know you’re all wanting to get back to the reruns of Cop Rock and Rainbow Donkey test patterns that would normally … Continue reading

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Imagination At Work

APPLEJACK: Howdy, y’all! SCRATCHY: Well, this is weird! TWILIGHT: Why?  Because we’re talking pony toys? SCRATCHY: No, because the four of us are never together anymore like we used to be! LUNA: I remember those days… sarcastically mocking anything that … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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The Cutting Room Floor

EVIL SQUIRREL: Welcome everyone to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre!  Well, at least I would be welcoming you to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre if I could afford a staff of writers so I didn’t have … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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