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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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A Nut Flush

We’ve reached the end of the month… the end of the year… the end of the countdown.  But you know The Nest isn’t going to just give you the same old Auld Lang Syne.  No… on this final Monday of … Continue reading

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Johnny Come Early

There is now officially less than one shopping day left until Christmas.  Need something special for that hard to please asshole on your list who probably isn’t getting you anything anyway?  Well, The Nest has something that’s sure to please … Continue reading

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A December To Remember

BUSTER: Well… this must be The Big Critter’s office!  I probably better knock at least once before I just barge right on in…. Buster raps lightly on the door as he’s opening it to come inside… BUSTER: Ummmm, Mr. Evil … Continue reading

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Poetry In Commotion

CHIP: Welcome to a very special edition of Shelf Critter Theatre.  Not that they aren’t all pretty “special”… FUZZYWIG: Since today’s Thursday, we’re going to play along with… CHIP: Um… Fuzzy.  It’s Friday. FUZZYWIG:  Really?  How do you keep track … Continue reading

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