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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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A Gob Of Treet

Thanks to a program called Akismet, we miss out on a lot of the spam comments that shady people from around the world try to infest our blogs with.  Most of them are unintelligible gibberish with not so cleverly disguised … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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A Nut Flush

We’ve reached the end of the month… the end of the year… the end of the countdown.  But you know The Nest isn’t going to just give you the same old Auld Lang Syne.  No… on this final Monday of … Continue reading

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