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Sex And The Single Skunk

It’s a girls night in, as the ladies of the Shelf gather to play an exciting game of Uno…. despite the fact that The Nest doesn’t have a deck of Uno cards in the prop closet. SCRATCHY: Uno! SPARKLEPONY: Again?  … Continue reading

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Democracy In Traction

Welcome to another fun Wednesday where The Nest has no idea what it’s going to have to write!  What, you mean every day is already like that?  Oh, well, once a week we really don’t have a clue what’s going … Continue reading

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Critters Gone Viral

CHIP: Hello everyone, my name is Chip.  And I know you’re used to seeing us Shelf critters lamely trying to be funny in a wide variety of fucked up situations.  But I have a more serious message I’d like to … Continue reading

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Hot For Trots

SNUGGLE: So anyway, this Girl Scout comes to my door last night asking me if I’d like any cookies… FUZZYWIG: This anecdote has inappropriateness written all over it… MITZI: Mitzi, like, totally remembers when she was in the Grrl Scouts!  … Continue reading

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We’re Judging You

FUZZYWIG: It’s that time again… SNUGGLE: How would you know what time it is?  Your watch stopped at 4:20 years ago! FUZZYWIG: (Taps watch) So it did.  Does anybody really know what time it is?  Does anybody really care? MITZI: … Continue reading

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