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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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Just Say No

EVIL SQUIRREL: Do you want something Shadow, or are you volunteering to be included in my next donation to Goodwill? SHADOW: Nothing of the sort.  As always, I am here on important business! SCRATCHY: Dude, don’t you know you’re supposed … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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