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Rage Against The Machine

It’s just another way too mellow afternoon in Fuzzywig’s den, when his groove is interrupted by a knock on the door… FUZZYWIG: Who can that be?  Everyone knows not to bother me at 4:20.  I hope it isn’t the narcs … Continue reading

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Too Drool For School

TWILIGHT: Good morning, class! CLASS: Good morning Miss Twilight! Is this an episode of Our Miss Brooks, or Shelf Critter Theatre!?!? TWILIGHT: Today we’re going to try and learn about split infinitives! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, this is definitely an episode of … Continue reading

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Meet Fuzzywig

I promised a new series for Thursdays to replace my erstwhile comic strip, and since I’ve come to terms with the Shelf Critters having taken over my blog, I figured it’d be a good time to give the players their … Continue reading

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Shower Power

RAINY: (Peeking out the curtain) Here she comes!  Everyone go hide before she opens the door! A collection of critters shield themselves behind a useless prop while the guest of honor for their surprise party comes inside… MITZI: Oooooh!  That … Continue reading

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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told

It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies!  It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading

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