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Enter The Dragon

STEVE IRWIN’S COUSIN: (With an overdone Australian accent) Crikey!  Would you look at those crazy wallabies runnin’ ’round in circles!  They seem to be under the influence of the opium in this field!  Let’s go take a closer look…. crikey!  … Continue reading

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Not Necessarily The News

CHIP: Good afternoon viewers out there in Nestville… this is the 4:00 News on SCNN.  My name’s Chip Squirrel. FUZZYWIG: And my name’s…… um….. I can’t read the TelePrompTer. CHIP: My co-anchor’s name is Fuzzywig.  Our top story today… CHIP: … Continue reading

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Here Come Da Judges

FUZZYWIG: Good morning all of you kind people who tuned in expecting to see Bozo the Clown spray seltzer down some unsuspecting kid’s pants… MITZI: Oooooooh, how kinky!!! FUZZYWIG: If you really thought this was your television….. man, you must … Continue reading

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The Good Stuff

Every year when I start up the Contest of Whatever, I always vow to create some new designs for my old, obsolete Cafepress shop so the winners have a wider selection of stuff to choose from.  And every year….. yeah, … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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