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SCT Secret Santa – Day 22

It’s beginning to look a lot like a fucked up mess around the Shelf, but that’s nothing new.  Just throw in some tinsel, snow, and the tradition of giving casual acquaintances really dumb presents, and you have the Shelf Critter … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 12

You can keep the receipt, but you’ll never be able to return the experience you’ll get from another edition of the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  Let’s see which critter will get a lesson in how much Christmas sucks today…. … Continue reading

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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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An Eye For An Eye

CHIP: Oh, hey Buster!  How’s life been treating you? BUSTER: Oh, I can’t complain, Chip!  Just living my usual charmed life! CHIP: Wait a minute…. Buster!!! CHIP: Has Evil Squirrel still not fixed your loose eye!?!? BUSTER: Oh, he apparently … Continue reading

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The Judges Speak

MITZI: Like, it must be time to totally be Judge Judy again! SNUGGLE: Wait a minute!  Where’s the Coke bottle with the pubic hair on it!?!?  Where’s my bottle of hooch!?!?  This looks like some fruity shit Big Scrat would … Continue reading

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