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It’s A Wonderful Shelf

It’s Christmas Eve.  Evil Squirrel, President and CEO of Shelf Critter Theatre, LLC, looks over a bridge and ponders his misfortune… EVIL SQUIRREL: Ten years now I’ve been trying to make a name for myself.  I drew comics.  I made … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 17

On the seventeenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seventeen skunks a’spraying! CHIP: Oh come on!  As if (cough, hack!) just one skunk isn’t bad enough! FUZZYWIG: I guess (cough, hack!) Rainy just found out the forecast doesn’t … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 13

On the thirteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Thirteen fleas a’itching! FLEABAG: BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! FUZZYWIG: Someone looks like they … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 11

On the eleventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Eleven pipers……. toking! FUZZYWIG: Dafuq? I get lost wandering to the icebox to get some munchies, and my Good Stuff gets hijacked by a bunch of freeloaders! TROLL: Hey, … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…. Two turd-le dumps! FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt!  Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion? FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU … Continue reading

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