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The Good Stuff

Every year when I start up the Contest of Whatever, I always vow to create some new designs for my old, obsolete Cafepress shop so the winners have a wider selection of stuff to choose from.  And every year….. yeah, … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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Lowering The Bar

SCRATCHY: …so the crowd at the club wanted me to play some 80’s dance music, and I flipped on this Alyans record I picked up at a rummage sale for chump change last week thinking it was some cool shit.  … Continue reading

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Year Of The Raccoon

Pictured above is the newest edition to The Shelf.  I scooped him up out of the claw machine at the Mecca entrance while picking up prescriptions literally one hour ago, joining Big Scrat in the very small group of critters I’ve … Continue reading

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Flight Risk

TWILIGHT: Excuse me, sir.  You’re going to have to step aside for a more detailed check. SNUGGLE: Dafuq?  I’m already late for my flight! TWILIGHT: Sorry sir, but we must protect national security from terrorists like yourself.  AJ!  Put on … Continue reading

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