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Bible Adventures
RICKY: Good morning, children. I’m Pastor Ricky, and I’d like to welcome you all to Vacation Bible School. Your parents have sent you here to enrich your religious brainwash… I mean, education… TINA: Actually, my Aunt Scratchy sent me here … Continue reading
A Shelf Of Sin
Meet Ricky. Ricky’s appearances in Shelf Critter Theatre are largely limited to this stock photo being reused each time the script calls for a praying raccoon. As you can imagine, that’s not very often… RICKY: It’s nowhere near enough given … Continue reading
Meet Evil Squirrel
Each Thursday this year, I’ve given an unwelcome spotlight to one of the (cough) beloved characters in my Shelf Critter Theatre series of seriously demented plays. For the final solo installment of this feature, who else would I choose but … Continue reading
Posted in Meet The Critters
Tagged creator, evil squirrel, god, producer, Shelf Critter Theatre, squirrel
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The Most Horrible Story Ever Told
It’s a cold December night as Mitzi walks herself back home after a grueling night of working the pole at the local gentlecritter’s club… MITZI: Brrrrrrrrsies! It’s, like, so cold I can’t even feel my nipplies! (Believe it or not) … Continue reading
I’m The Pied Piper
It was just another typical day in Shelfelin… as in to say, things were fucked up beyond belief… CHIP: Hey! Untie me you horned heathen! I am NOT into bondage! SCRAT: Gimme back my acorn!!! I spent five hours searching … Continue reading
Posted in Shelf Critter Theatre
Tagged critter, fleabag, fucked up fairy tales, fuzzywig, god, kids, pied piper, rainy, shelf, skunk, smoking, snuggle bear, spray, theatre, uncle sam, unicorns
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