Tag Archives: graduation

Keynut Speaker

Boys and squirrels of the Class of 2021…. Today marks a huge a milestone in your sciurine lives.  For the past 18 weeks, you’ve climbed the ranks from kindergarten to high school… and for much of that time you probably … Continue reading

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All Those Years Ago

There are certain milestones that come up in a person’s life that unexpectedly whack you over the head with a walking cane to make you realize you’ve officially become a fucking ancient person.  One of those geriatric reminders passed me … Continue reading

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Pomp And Sunscreen

Welcome to another exciting Monday edition of…. what, you don’t think it’s Monday?  An extra day off?  What are you, fucking special or something?  OK, just trust me… today actually is Monday, and you’re getting another long lost earworm whether … Continue reading

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