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Letters To Santa – Day 5

SEYMOUR: Santa!  You’ll be happy to know you can check a pony off of Tina’s wish list this year! SANTA: Fuck Tina!  (Turning around) I could care less… what in the frozen hell!?!?  That’s a real live pony!  I thought … Continue reading

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An Oscar Worthy Performance

VAL: Oh boy… February 15th, and once again I’m still sitting on this damn dusty shelf because no man’s got balls enough to buy their ho a pretty little unicorn like me.  Well, fuck them!  Fuck every one of them.  … Continue reading

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