Tag Archives: humor

Alternate History

TV ANNOUNCER: And now to satisfy our government mandated weekly hour of educational programming, Shelf TV Public Access Channel 69 presents another obtuse episode of I’m Smarter Than You Are, with your pompous host, Shadow the Umbreon! SHADOW: Thank you, … Continue reading

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#46 – Funny Bunny

Squirrels aren’t the only critters that scamper and traipse through The Nest’s yard.  Other than the occasional wandering dog or cat, we’ve got some bunnies that hippity hop through the neighborhood.  This was particularly true about ten years ago when … Continue reading

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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Adsurdity II

Not to be confused with Synchronicity II, here’s The Nest’s take on some more of those insane ads that pop up on the bottom of the website I play fantasy baseball on…. They sure are…. their face is going to … Continue reading

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Adsurdity

In my most recent Weekend Threesome, I bemoaned the fact that WordPress defiles the wholesome and classy content I post here with ads for Dog only knows what.  We’ve all seen plenty of this intrusive virtual garbage that is designed … Continue reading

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