Tag Archives: humor

The Psycho Ward

CHIP: This is it!  Sixteen months of correspondence classes from Sally Struthers University, and now I’m a licensed doctor of psychiatry!  And now I have my own practice far way from that nutty Shelf that about drove me crazy the … Continue reading

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The Chamber Of Tortures

SAGE: Do you think our protest will get this lab closed down? SLIDER: I hope so.  But it might help if you got naked like those PETA chicks do. SAGE: You think that would get more attention for our cause? … Continue reading

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Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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The Great Escape

“Life sucks, man!  I’ve been locked up in this prison for 30 (pronounced: thoity) years now!  They can’t keep Scruffy The Nutjob behind bars forever!  I gotta bust out of this joint!  Get back on the outside!  Where the acorns … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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