Tag Archives: humor

A Date With Density

BUB: I haven’t seen you this excited since Vidal Sassoon dropped that defamation lawsuit against you.  What’s up, Troll? TROLL: I’ve got a blind date tonight!  This is gonna be the best night of my life! BUB: What if they … Continue reading

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Ain’t Too Proud To Beg

CHIP: Welcome back to the 69th hour of our telethon to raise money to support Shelf Critter Theatre.  I know you’re all wanting to get back to the reruns of Cop Rock and Rainbow Donkey test patterns that would normally … Continue reading

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Imagination At Work

APPLEJACK: Howdy, y’all! SCRATCHY: Well, this is weird! TWILIGHT: Why?  Because we’re talking pony toys? SCRATCHY: No, because the four of us are never together anymore like we used to be! LUNA: I remember those days… sarcastically mocking anything that … Continue reading

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Dark Shadows

The scene: The asscrack of dawn on February 2nd.  Here you can find millions of critters who have nothing better to do than stand around a hole in the ground at this ungodly hour in frigid temperatures… CHIP: Good morning, … Continue reading

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The Cutting Room Floor

EVIL SQUIRREL: Welcome everyone to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre!  Well, at least I would be welcoming you to another fascinating episode of Shelf Critter Theatre if I could afford a staff of writers so I didn’t have … Continue reading

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