Tag Archives: humor

Undercover Angel

SQUIRREL KIDS 2-4: We want a batter, not a broken ladder!!! LITTLEST: Shut up, guys!  I’m gonna knock this one out of the shelf! CHILD 1: (Pitching) Here comes my fastball, Pipsqueak! CHILD 2: Holy crap! CHILD 3: Have you … Continue reading

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The Great Escape

“Life sucks, man!  I’ve been locked up in this prison for 30 (pronounced: thoity) years now!  They can’t keep Scruffy The Nutjob behind bars forever!  I gotta bust out of this joint!  Get back on the outside!  Where the acorns … Continue reading

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The Slow Lanes

TROLL: Welcome to Shelf Critter Lanes, ma’am! SPARKLEPONY: Do you have…. TROLL: Ten pound balls?  Yes, ma’am, I get that all the time.  Very original… SPARKLEPONY: I was going to ask if you had size 7 bowling shoes! TROLL: Oh…. … Continue reading

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T’was The Season

Ready for the biggest surprise of your life?  OK, that may be hyperbole… but you never know what you’re going to get with The Nest’s weekly Random Image Inspiration feature!  After last week’s result was so generic that I just … Continue reading

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Meet The New Boss

CHIP: Are you ready for the inauguration, Fuzzy? FUZZYWIG: Almost.  I just need to freshen up this doob a little more… CHIP: Fuzzy!  This is a very hallowed occasion!  Put that pot away! FUZZYWIG: Say, you think we could move … Continue reading

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