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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part II

Previous chapters: Part I Mitzi Gale and her loyal mutt Fleabag race back to the farm, hoping to return in time to watch “Real Hosuewives Of Tittybong” with Auntie Ess.  Mitzi, as you might expect from a ditz, seems completely … Continue reading

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A Shelf Of Sin

Meet Ricky.  Ricky’s appearances in Shelf Critter Theatre are largely limited to this stock photo being reused each time the script calls for a praying raccoon.  As you can imagine, that’s not very often… RICKY: It’s nowhere near enough given … Continue reading

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Million Dollar Bear

CHIP: Good evening all of you critters out there in TV land who couldn’t find a better show to watch… welcome to Night 69 of everyone’s next to last favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!  Sitting in … Continue reading

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Benchwarmer

Oh, hello park visitor!  Nice day we’re having, isn’t it?  What’s that?  You plan on using this bench?  OK, but I was here first you know.  You’ll just have to wait until I’m done…. I’m sorry, did I read what?  … Continue reading

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Net Brutality

SNUGGLE: And so this lady freaks out because I’m in her laundry basket sniffing all the panties, and I tell her…. “Hey, I’m just doing quality control work here!  And I’ll see if I can spot you a few coupons … Continue reading

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