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SCT Secret Santa – Day 17

It’s time for The Nest to once again ruin your idealistic view of Christmas with another unholy encounter from the Shelf Critter Secret Santa exchange.  Let’s see who’s next in line to make Jesus weep… Sorry, if you came looking … Continue reading

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SCT Secret Santa – Day 3

The holiday season gift exchanging tradition has never seemed so pointless as it will for this year’s Shelf Critter Secret Santa.  24 critters each buying gifts for the other 24, what could possibly go wrong……? Speak of the devil…. BUSTER: … Continue reading

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Boomsday

UNCLE SAM: My fellow Amurricans, it’s that time of year where we celebrate our freedom and independence the only way that’s appropriate on the greatest shelf in the world….. by blowing shit up!!!!  Troll!  Let’s get this show started! RAINY: … Continue reading

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Calendar Of Critters

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Hung!  Uncle Hung!!!! HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo’s buffet not offer kid’s menu.  Maybe kids ON menu… SQUIRREL CHILD 1: We’re BORED!!! CHILD 2: Tell us a Chinese story Uncle Hung! CHILD 3; Yeah!  About dragons and … Continue reading

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The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7

On the seventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me… Seven swines a’sizzlin’! CLETUS: Say thar, pardner… I reckon you ain’t seen a little lost piggy around these parts that escaped from my farm? HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo … Continue reading

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