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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IX

Where to find links to previous parts of this series… Mitzi Gale, her loyal mutt Fleabag, and her traveling companions the Scarecoon, Straight Man, and The Nutless Bear finally arrive at the gates to The Cubic Zirconia City where they … Continue reading

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Meet Mary

It’s time to take another deep, dark look into one of the critters who infest The Nest with a healthy dose of fuckeduppedness in our Thursday Meet the Critters series!  We’re into our fifth month, and still have plenty of … Continue reading

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Bad Eggs

Somewhere on a beach in Costa Rica…. SANTA: Ahhhh, this is the life!  My job may be a pain in the ass two months out of the year, but the ten month tropical vacays more than make up for the … Continue reading

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Even Badder Santa

The little critters lined up at the local Mecca to tell Santa what their greedy asses want for Christmas are beginning to grow restless as the jolly old elf is now a good half hour late for his scheduled meet … Continue reading

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Talentless Show

CHIP: Hello everybody, this is Chip Seacrest, and welcome to the 69th season of Shelf Critter Idol!  This is where it all begins for thousands of hopefuls each year looking to become the next fucked up star of WordPress’ most … Continue reading

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