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The Eyes Have It

SCRATCHY: Dafuq, dude!?!? EVIL SQUIRREL: I always wanted to try scratching records like those DJ’s in rap songs do!  So, did I do it right? SCRATCHY: Well, DJ Mangy Jeff, luckily the needle held out longer than the vinyl did … Continue reading

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Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 10

It’s everyone’s favorite surprise game short of waiting until you get home to check your drive thru bag from McDonald’s!  The 2019 Shelf Critter Advent Calendar has another tasty treat to offer up since we’ve made it one more day … Continue reading

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BDAC – 12/16/18

Day 16: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut… BUSTER: Ahhh, I don’t think I can eat another bite! MARY: Holy crappers, Buster!  Did you eat all of those peanuts by yourself? BUSTER: Yep!  They really hit the spot too! MARY: … Continue reading

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The Gizzard Of Blahs – Part IX

Where to find links to previous parts of this series… Mitzi Gale, her loyal mutt Fleabag, and her traveling companions the Scarecoon, Straight Man, and The Nutless Bear finally arrive at the gates to The Cubic Zirconia City where they … Continue reading

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Meet Mary

It’s time to take another deep, dark look into one of the critters who infest The Nest with a healthy dose of fuckeduppedness in our Thursday Meet the Critters series!  We’re into our fifth month, and still have plenty of … Continue reading

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