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Letters To Santa – Day 3

SANTA: Seymour!  I’m heading to the john to “deliver a load of coal down the chimney” and read another letter.  If anyone disturbs me, I’ll dump itching powder in your tights! SEYMOUR: Like you did last week after I let … Continue reading

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Letters To Santa – Day 1

SEYMOUR: Mail call, Santa! SANTA: Dammit, Seymour!  Can’t you see I’m busy sexting with the Tooth Fairy right now? SEYMOUR: Is that why your yule log is exposed, sir? SANTA: (Zips fly on the fly) If you weren’t already ineligible … Continue reading

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Viewer Mail

CHIP: Hello everyone out there in Blogville.  Since ES can’t come up with anymore good Shelf Critter Theatre stories… FUZZYWIG: Not that he ever came up with any good ones in the past… CHIP: …We decided to spend this Friday … Continue reading

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